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Description: Budding author with a grudge against the inept. Reluctantly 30, recently mortgaged.

Strengths: Keen mind, sensitive attitude (most of the time), knows lots of lesbians (great when you're a bloke!).

Weaknesses: An eye for blondes. Dashing looks ruined by tubby belly. Sucker for an internet connection. Self-absorbed.

Special Skills: Writing (espec. fanfiction), listening, downloading US TV shows.

Weapons: Razor Sharp Wit (+1 vs. Fuckwits), Enhanced Sarcasm (+5 vs. Humourless Twats), Shield of Cynicism (+2 vs. Corporate Bullshit).

Favourite Lesbian Character in a TV Show: Tara Maclay, as played in Buffy the Vampire Slayer by Amber Benson.