Googles...






This entry contains the majority of google hits that my diary has received between June 2003 and September 2003. By September this page itself was getting more google hits than the rest of the diary put together, so a) I decided to stop adding to it, and b) I replaced all the vowels with substitute characters.

Newest hits are nearer the top, and links are to the entries that got hit, not the searches themselves.

10.09.2003, 17:41 Ch@rl0tt� Church Sw!ms�!t - And now the googles page starts attracting it's own Frankenstein's Googles. I've created a monster! ARGH!
10.09.2003, 17:11 S�x0ph0n� - Yet another bit of wordplay leads to Google Horror!
10.09.2003, 14:57 R0s@m�nd� P!k� N�d� - Must've been gutted when there were no pictures...
10.09.2003, 12:38 R0s@m�nd� P!k� - I think you forgot a search term, mate.
10.09.2003, 07:48 S�nr!s� M�ff!n - Yum!
08.09.2003, 03:25 Wh�r� T0 G0 Wh�n Y0�r S!st�r P!ss�s Y0� 0ff - Uhoh. Someone has issues, it would seem.
06.09.2003, 20:19 B00bs - A search for 'boobs', with the adult filter on? What's the point? LOL.
06.09.2003, 18:25 G00gl� G!ggl� - And I'm Link #1 on this search! Yay!
06.09.2003, 04:25 !nst@ll!ng L0t�s N0t�s - I hang my head in shame that I could be googled for this.
03.09.2003, 02:03 H!tchc0ck Bl0nd� P!ct�r�s Fr0m L0nd0n - And we all know what sort of pictures you're after, don't we?
03.09.2003, 00:29 0sc@r R0m�0 - Who?
02.09.2003, 18:55 R0s@m�nd� P!k� N�d� - I wondered how long it'd be before someone googled that. Less than 48 hours, LOL!
02.09.2003, 15:08 B�nd !t L!k� B�ckh@m f�msl@sh - It was a good idea, but don't push it!
01.09.2003, 20:00 W�nt F0r @ P�b L�nch - It's very nice that you went for a pub lunch, but why do you feel the need to google for it?
01.09.2003, 19:46 @ll Th� Th!ngs Y0� S@!d - Hello? This google I ordered? It's too boring, can you bring me another?
01.09.2003, 18:17 H�l!�m C@n!st�r H!r� London - Gotta respect someone who knows exactly what they want.
28.08.2003, 12:20 Ch@ng!ng L0cks �PVC D00rs - Funniest thing about this google is it linked from the Elmer Fudded version of the search page.
28.08.2003, 06:28 B�nd !t L!k� B�ckh@m f�msl@sh - There's an idea... ;-)
27.08.2003, 18:03 Wh@l� F!n Sp0!l�r - ROFLMFAO!
27.08.2003, 07:29 �ng0thly - Not bad, considering I thought I made the word 'ungothly' up...
27.08.2003, 04:36 D0@ @y@n� - Well, they're persistent if nothing else.
26.08.2003, 03:04 D��d !s D0ne - Really? What sort of deed? Anything juicy?
25.08.2003, 19:18 B00k Wh0r� - Thass me...
22.08.2003, 16:19 BMW Dr!v�rs W@nk�rs - Can't argue with that. And no, Minis do not count as BMWs...
17.08.2003, 13:20 C0ff�� S!d� �ff�cts - Another old google raises its ugly head again.
17.08.2003, 13:06 M�t@ph0r!c@lly Sp�@k!ng - Surreal.
17.08.2003, 07:21 ! D0n't W@nn@ W0rk Th�r� - Then, er, don't.
16.08.2003, 05:54 @g@!nst P0ly@m0ry - "Round round get around I get around..."
16.08.2003, 01:07 B�rt0n D@ss�t - A local googler, perhaps?
16.08.2003, 00:27 K@s�m! D0@3 Ph0t0s - At this rate Tecmo are either gonna start charging me royalties or paying me for advertising.
13.08.2003, 19:40 D0@ Sw!ms�!t Ed!t!ng - Someone's trying to make seethru swimwear...
12.08.2003, 23:05 F�ck H!t0m! L�!f@ng - The whack is back! But it's not a whack any more...
11.08.2003, ??:?? T!ts S!t�s - And why, when searching for something like that, do you follow a link to a site like this?
06.08.2003, 11:23 W!nd0w K!dn@pp!ng - People are strange (when you're a stranger, faces look... etc)
05.08.2003, 22:47 B0y R@c�r C@r - *shakes head in despair*
30.07.2003, 22:42 Ch@rl0tt� Ch�rch Br�@sts - That's three strikes! You're out!
28.07.2003, 21:11 D0@ @y@n� - Rowr!
28.07.2003, 17:31 D0n� �p M!n!s - No Comment.
28.07.2003, 02:02 D0@ G�tt!ng V�n�s Sw!msu!t - Perv!
27.07.2003, 18:56 B�������s - These Googlers Are Crazy!
23.07.2003, 22:24 !t's J�st @ J�mp T0 Th� L�ft - Altogether Now - And Then A Step To The Riiiiiiiiiiight.
23.07.2003, 21:53 D�ck 0f C@rds Ir@q's M0st W@nt�d - Ha! I bet they found what they were looking for. Really. LOL. Sucker.
16.07.2003, 22:50 G00gles - ERROR: FATAL RECURSION IN COMMAND
11.07.2003, 10:15 F�ck!ng 17 - what were they expecting to find, I wonder?
10.07.2003, 04:17 Ch@rl0tt� Ch�rch Br�@sts - AGAIN! What is it with you people?
03.07.2003, 20:03 H!t0m! @nd L�!f@ng F�ck - My first Google-whack hit. Nice that it's a twisted one, eh? ;-)
01.07.2003, 17:38 C0ff�� S!d� �ff�cts - Jeez do I know about that...
24.06.2003, 18:54 Cr�s@d� @g@!nst l0l - What's Lorraine ever done to you? Eh?
18.06.2003, 23:46 B�ffy F@!th C�nt - Ye-es, Ni-ice.
15.06.2003, 22:49 Br!t!sh T0tty @l!s0n - that's my girl ;-)
15.06.2003, 17:53 M@k!ng @ H�@db0@rd 0ut 0f Sh�lv�s - no harm in being creative.
09.06.2003,�11:12 M!sh M@sh M@n - er, what?
08.06.2003,�18:41 H0�s�pr!c�s - Yawn!
08.06.2003,�18:13 Ch@rl0tt� Ch�rch Br�@sts - FEAR!







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