Ulrika-ka-ka!

The news that the president of the Turkish FA has launched a verbal attack on Sven-Goran Eriksson ahead of the England-Turkey match next month got me thinking. I think I know the perfect way for Sven to respond. He should just call a press conference and say "I do not need to respond to Mr Ulusoy's comments. I have shagged Ulrika Jonsson. No further questions." A perfect comeback.

Really, that's all I have to put in an entry at the moment. But it's enough, I think you'll agree.