Road Rant

ON A THREE LANE DUAL CARRIAGEWAY IF YOU'RE DRIVING IN THE OUTSIDE LANE AND THE CAR BEHIND STARTS TO CATCH UP WITH YOU AND THE MIDDLE LANE IS NEAR EMPTY YOU MOVE OVER, YOU DON'T KEEP FLICKING YOUR BRAKE PEDAL IN A RIGHTEOUS ATTEMPT TO MAKE A POINT. FOR FUCK'S SAKE, JUST GET A GRIP.

Note: The management apologises for any hypocrisy that appears in the above entry. Please do not adjust your sets.